The pictures I took of myself aren’t blurry. I’m blurry. I’m like Big Foot.
Don’t be too clingy don’t be such a ‘girl’ be a woman but be hairless like a child don’t wear skimpy outfits don’t be such a ‘slut’ be modest but take it off when i ask don’t assert yourself don’t be such a ‘bitch’ be nice to me but don’t be a fucking doormat don’t be ignorant don’t be such a ‘bimbo’ be intelligent but don’t argue your opinion with me don’t wear make-up ever don’t be so...
bulimiasux: you say you want to die but, you still put that seat belt on and look both ways before crossing the street you lock your windows and doors you would scream if someone was following you late at night you would run for your life but you do want to die you just want to die on your own terms.
zackisontumblr: having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am
fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
onhans: sometimes, i stumble down and after i hit the ground i wonder why no one bothered to catch me then i realized no one holds out their arms for people who pretend they are not falling
camisdao: do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
malijuanastyles: Stop making people feel bad for liking things that make them happy
our-lord-disick: thedaughterofvalentine: sburbs: latulas: sburbs: latulas: héllo yés í ám spéákíng frénch döes this löök like a gäme tö yöü möther fücker í cánnót úndéstánd yóúr gérmán nónsénsé sórry í ónly spéák frénch i think yöure füll öf shit yóu thińk thiś iś fuńńy, łęt’ś tąłk półiśh i can’t understand your accent
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
deadchester: my life is a constant struggle between wanting to talk about how sad I’m feeling and not wanting anyone to know I feel sad at all
gryffindor-weasley: thatharrypottergirl: no one loves harry potter more than abc family It’s Christmas??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!! It’s the 4th of July??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!! It’s Easter??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!! It’s Memorial Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!! It’s President’s Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!! It’s November??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!! It’s pretty hot in Philadelphia this...