April 2012
double-pistols:
You know those friends
That are such great friends
And you appreciate them so much
That you just want to kiss them on the mouth
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Lost Cause
Have you ever felt ridiculously passionate about somebody that you’ve never met?
So much so that you day dream about meeting them as a way to calm yourself before bed?
I’m not saying that this person can never do wrong or that you see eye to eye with them on everything that they do or will ever create; but just from learning more about them, you become more fascinated and more...
What Would My Eugoogaly Say?
(Before I get started, yes, it’s a Zoolander reference and I haven’t been punched with a brick.)
Sometimes frequently, I think about what I would want people to say at my funeral to a point where I would like to write my own, but that seems ridiculously narcissistic.
I have a lot inside that I would like to express after I’m dead, but it’s mostly just how I tried. Very...
Anticlimactic?
He is the smartest derp I have ever met in my life.
We talked about everything, and nothing. Also we talked a lot about cats.
We didn’t kiss but it was a successful ‘date.’
He’s cute and I could listen to him talk for hours.
He did this thing where we said he has no filter and put his hand above his head and made a claw out of it and flexed his fingers and just made...
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, what is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
I Have A Date Tonight
It is kind of bothersome to be as anxious about it as I am.
I mean, I didn’t ask him out right, at all. I should have been more clear with what I was asking. And he’s a busy guy! Why should I take up some of his time when he’s got work he probably wants to do.
He told me to poke him on facebook around two or three weeks ago, so I did, and he didn’t respond to it at all....
queer yr mind: Things parents forget to tell their... →
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then...
I wish I loved anything as much as Katy Perry...
pooplordcommazoosmell:
D.A.R.E. probably would have been a lot more effective if, instead of teaching us “8 Ways to Say ‘No’ to Drugs and Alcohol,” they taught us “8 Ways to Deal With Stress, Anxiety, Paranoia, Depression, and A Whole Shitload of Other Stuff You’ll Be Facing in The Next Few Years Without Relying on Drugs and Alcohol”
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
pooplordcommazoosmell:
Loudly shouting “Oops!” after sailing through a red light will effectively protect you from legal reprisal.
meg-kuang:
thanks to the internet i’ve been 18 since i was 11
Watchab-bee:
A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:
Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to...
