I'm not going to sugar coat things anymore.
carelessmistake: If I don’t like you then you are going to know it. Life is just easier that way.
I literally ruin everything
I’m such an ass. Even when I try to help it ends up backfiring. “It’s better to be poked by a fork than stabbed by a knife.”
kittymander: my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels that look
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
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Captains of the Sky
Mid air I woke up beneath the flight deck On the wall paper airplane As you stare I strap my helmet on and left your driveway behind Flutter all through the night And we can blow the clouds around This paper hanger skyline Summer smile again And you can disappear But I’d rather be here Dive bomb We descended down the stair case And crashed to the kitchen floor So long Our flight of downy...
homopotamus: tellyleung: things i’m sick of hearing about 50 shades of grey afro circus DA-DA-DADADA-DA-DA DOWN THERE DA-DA-DADADA-DA-DA BONDAGE DOWN THERE BONDAGE DOWN THERE BONDAGE REALLY BAD REALLY BAD REALLY BAD BONDAGE
theyellovvbrickroad: buttcamp: remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have
batreaux: you walk into a haunted house. you hear a faint voice. “those cargo jeans look great on you.” not all ghosts are bad, folks, you heard it here
janesca: “I think you need to put your boobs aw-“ “You should probably shave your le-“ “You’re really pretty, but you’d be even prettier if you lost a few pou-“ “Don’t you think you’re wearing enough mak-“ “Don’t you think it’s a little too soon to be having se-“