sailorswayze: In the scene in Titanic where Rose realizes that Jack froze to death my dad leaned over to me in the theater and whispered “Jack Frost” and I laughed so hard It sounded like I was crying and everyone in the theater thought I was crying.
gothbaby: omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”
All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.– Andre Breton (via luminica)
how to get a bikini ready bod
pizzaforpresident: weaveittome: 1. Put on bikini Good Job! Wasn’t that easy! 2. Revel in your own beauty. Admire the fact that you are indeed a stone fox That wasn’t so hard was it 3.Drink beers,read a book,make a snack… I dunno you’re pretty much done here And there are 3 easy tips to having a bikini ready bod. are you listening, girls?