hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
there’s no logical reason anyone could disagree with feminism unless that reason is ‘i’m incredibly stupid and I own a family guy sweater’
I’m really good at ruining everything