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hobbitron-3000

cloth fibers ranked by how much sense they make to me

  1. wool. the most sensible and natural fiber. wool is hair from meaty, not very bright animals. I have hair, meat and did not excell in school, so I relate and understand this best
  2. cotton. Cotton is made from plants, but don't be scared yet. these plants are basically small sheep for they are wooly and have hard seeds in them like how sheep are wooly and have hard bones inside them
  3. silk. I was fairly terrorized as a child by caterpillars that made massive silk tents in mulberry trees. We came in into conflict because both of us liked to eat mulberries and climb mulberry trees and also because they liked falling out of the tree upon my person. this was distressing for me for various reasons primary amongst them was that I had been told by the wisdom of my peers that if one of them bit me I would die. anyway I believe that silk comes from caterpillars because I have seen it I have witnessed it I have lived it
  4. linen. bizarre. have you watched videos of people turning flax into fibers? I have watched video after video of flax being transformed from plant to linen and none of it makes any sense. One moment, it's a plant and then if you comb it enough it becomes hair. utterly incomprehensibe witchcraft
  5. PLASTIC? PLASTIC? PLAstic??????
  6. spandex. incomprehensibe. uncontainable. might as well be string theory to me.
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saifey

there's a lot of valid criticisms of the american government don't get me wrong but I'm not just going to keep letting people say that the electoral college is some kind of broken system that it's not. it's literally so simple. under a two party system, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal, so you got 25% chance at best, at beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down! You've got a 33.3% chance of winning. But I, I've got a 66 and two third, chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and a third chance, minus my 25% chance, and you've got an eight and a third chance of winning, at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 and two thirds per cents, I got a 141 and two thirds chance of winning. See joe! The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you! At sacrifice.

saifey

it literally says right there in the declaration of independence: they say all men are created equal ... But you look at me and you look at samoa joe, you can see that statement is not true.

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moveslikekeithrichards

damn babygirl are you a glove compartment bc i would love to feed you a bunch of ketchupy old remotes

moveslikekeithrichards

damn babygirl are you a 2011 nissan versa hatchback because i have a bunch of exploded ketchup packets and old tv remotes i confiscated from my grandparents & i bet theyd feel so good in your glove compartment

moveslikekeithrichards

damn babygirl is that six hundred receipts in your pants or is your penis just flat and lots

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beesmygod

every once in a while im like "lmfao isnt england embarrassed to have a queen" but like the lawyer wig situation is honestly above and beyond that weirdness like what is that. do they make you guy your own wig. is it like harry potter where it chooses you. is it custom. do you go to a judge wig store. how come some wigs dont fit and look like shit

apollosdrunkenmixup

Wait judges wearing wigs isn’t a universal thing? (The monarchy is a shit show we know that). But your judges don’t wear wigs? How do you know they’re the judge then?

beesmygod

i love this question. you guys are alright sometimes. in america the judge wears robes and everyone else dresses like its sunday service